A Darkness Greater than NightAmong honeyj's albums
marooned on a strange planet
scout team one calling base. I read you, scout team. what is it? we have a problem. we're stuck on this planet, and don't know how to get off. what do you mean? just beam up like usual. yeah, well, we'd love to, but we sort of lost our device. whaddya mean, you sort of lost it? well, you see, they have these things here called cell phones? so? yeah, well we accidentally picked up one of those, and left our device on a park bench. dammit carl! tell me about it. when we went back to get it, it was gone. so…
we come in peace, earthling. yeah, right. no, really! we do! well then, what's that thing you're holding? this? oh, it's nothing. a mere fashion bauble. what's it do? oh, it does emit a powerful death ray, I guess. a what? capable of liquifying most carbon-based matter. you mean, like humans? well, now that you mention it, yes, I suppose. cool.
spy vs. spy
did you deliver the a-bomb secrets Boris? I did not, Natasha. I lost them. some damned little squirrel pooped on my head. can you believe it? Mr. Big will be very unhappy about that, Boris. it wasn't my fault! now what am I going to do? should I defect? and leave me here? all alone to face the central committee by myself? with no a-bomb secrets? you would do that to me, Boris? well, I wouldn't want to. .
what's up there
sidney, there's something up there. nonsense, ethel. it's just a bridge. I know I saw something sidney. hey, what was that noise? sidney! LOOK OUT! OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT IS THAT THING?! sidney! I want to go home! now! just as soon as I get loose from these tentacles, dear.
watcha wanna do today, marty? I dunno. watcha wanna do today, mikey? wanna steal some h-bomb secrets? nah, I can't. mom says I gotta be home. yeah. me too I guess. tomorrow though? ok, sure.
it rains on alpha centauri, too
I love the phosphorescent rain. but sometimes it keeps me up at night. me too. so I put on some frank sinatra records. they put me right out. wow. they let you bring those home from earth? oh yes. the Leader is a big fan. cool. dean martin too. you don't say!
hey man, mind if I get out of the storm for a second? not at all, you may take refuge here. thanks. I owe you one. that's true. but we are patient. what do you mean? that was just an expression. oh, we take it quite seriously here. here? where am I? the one place where your immortal soul can find shelter. well, yeah, I said thanks and all. shelter for all of eternity, that is. eternity? no, I gotta get going. but thanks anyway. as you wish. hey, could you help me open this door? it's stuck. it's not stuck.…