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ok dog, I followed you out here. now what? hey man, you're supposed to be the smart one. you tell me. are there any birds around here? I don't know! I'm a tourist here, just like you. just great. is it my turn to play with the boom stick? grow some fingers, first. I'm trying!

here's the coffee you ordered, boss. hey, whatcha writin'? my memoirs. the world needs to hear what I have to say. yeah? what's that? I'm gonna tell 'em the truth. the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I ain't leavin' nothin' out. so, it's fictional, is that it, boss? pretty much. probably a good idea.

do you miss them, lord? who, archangel? people, lord. I mean, now that they're all gone. sometimes. but I've got my other worlds to play with. yes, of course, lord. but those are different. very, they're civilized. true. so now it'll be up to the snakes, bugs and my other creations to make something of earth. aren't you sad? no way. humans had their chance. I did give them a chance, didn't I, archangel? yes, lord, and they blew it. well, they can't screw it up anymore. that's right, lord. they're history.

ok, here's our ride. sol, grab the loot. I got the hostage. we all gonna fit in that little thing, jackie? sure we are, don't worry about it. no problem. the hostage too? I mean, she's kinda on the heavy side. hey! she'll hear you. she's got feelings, ya know. feelings? jackie, she's a hostage! you are so sensitive. besides, if she don't fit, we'll throw her overboard once we get out there. that thing I said about sensitive? just forget it. I already did.

hey marco, you seen eddie? no, wasn't he with you? I thought so, but. . . but what? well, you see that thing over there? what, that. . . petrified thing? yeah. I swear it wasn't here 5 minutes ago. it just. . . appeared. like from out of the sand? c'mon! ok, don't believe me. but where's eddie? I dunno! he was with you! yeah, but he ain't here now. what are you saying? you saying that thing. . . like, ate eddie? can't be. right? you are losing it, man. I'm gonna look for him. hold on. did that thing just move? shit! wait up. I feel like walking. me too.

is there anything you need? just this. good.

got a light? thought you'd never ask. what, are you shy? not around you, I'm not.

whaddya wanna do today, ernie? I dunno marty. whaddya wanna do? you wanna fire that atlas intercontinental ballistic missile we stole? ok. whaddya wanna do after that? I dunno. run like hell? yeah. we better eat first. good idea.

remember the old days, when men were men? and women wore girdles? actually, I didn't need to remember that. sorry, it just popped out. popped out? please don't. or bulged, as it were. oh stop!