Cryptozoology

good morning, herr doktor.
ah, there you are, my boy. come, sit here.
what are we working on today?
it's my latest breakthrough in cryptozoology! drink this.
crypto. . . ?
down the hatch! that's my boy.
what did I just drink?
you'll know when you start to grow fangs and lots and lots of hair!
what. . . ?
wait while I attach these manacles. can't be too careful!
doktor. I feel. . . weird.
secure! just in time!
GRRRRR! what did I just say?
it's alive! ha ha!
RRROWW-RRRROWWWFFFF!
just like that, another new species! I really must congratulate myself.
AAAOOOOOO!
no, no. it's a little early for lunch. but your replacement will be here soon. how does that sound?
RRRREEE!
good. I'm pleased too.