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good morning, herr doktor. what are you working on today?
hello, my boy. I'm about to begin my newest experiment. I've even come up with a title when I submit the results for publication.
great. what's the subject?
'colonoscopy in the sitting position: lessons learned from self-colonoscopy.'
you. . . you gave yourself a colonoscopy?
me? ha ha! no way! you're going to, though! now sit here.
me?
take this scope. wait. that's the short one. use this. and. . . in!
yow!
silence! we must all sacrifice for science, my boy!
(mmph)