Anti-Vivisectionist

dude! did you catch something in that trap?
I did! a rabbit! we're gonna eat tonight!
so. . . you gonna cut it open?
well, of course! and cook it over the fire!
I'm sorry. I can't be a party to this.
a party to what? eating?
I can't stand by while you cut open a defenseless little bunny.
how would you suggest I prepare it?
can't we just cook it whole?
you mean, throw it on the fire as is? fur and all? you'd eat that?
well, no, but it would make me feel a little better.
oh, well, sure. I mean, that's all that matters here.
really?
ok, just get out the peanut butter and jelly.
you're not gonna cut that open too, are you?
no, but I'm thinking of doing it to you.
you can't be serious!
not yet.