Clean Living

what's up, claude?
hey maurice. I started a new diet.
really. which one?
I eat anything I want, as much as I want, whenever I want.
that's a diet?
maybe not a good one. but the result of clean living!
of course it is. can I get on it too?
absolutely. grab yourself a hot dog.
ok. hey, this is a great diet! I feel better already!
me too! and pop open another beer. this diet makes me thirsty.
you got it.