Black Market

say, what are these?
figs, man! you know, produce!
you selling this here?
I sure am. you want some?
you can't be doing that.
whaddya mean? everyone's selling stuff here.
this is a black market.
whoa. you mean, like stolen merchandise?
no! I mean you can only sell black stuff here.
what? no kidding?
afraid not. and whatever these things are you're selling, they certainly ain't black.
damn. so, is there a, you know, yellow market nearby?
sure is. 2 blocks down, take a left. can't miss it.
for real?
would I kid you about a thing like that?
right. how silly of me.