Ig Nobel Prize

Ig Nobel Prize
good morning, herr doktor, how are you?
my boy! isn't it marvelous? I've won the greatest prize of all!
you mean a Nobel prize?
better! I've won the far rarer and more prestigious Ig Nobel prize!
Ig Nobel? great! I guess. what did you win for?
for my revolutionary demonstration that the problem of illegally parked luxury cars can be solved by running them over with an armored tank!
yeah, I remember that experiment. it was so. . . groundbreaking. caused a bit of a stir in the neighborhood too.
indeed!
I preferred your experiment for advising colonoscopy doctors how to minimize the chance that their patients will suddenly explode. that was. . . illuminating.
yes, if somewhat messy. but never mind that! we must celebrate!
sure! with champagne?
actually, I thought we'd sweep up in the lab a bit.
you think it needs it?
maybe a little.