Natural Law

good morning, herr doktor... my god! what happened to your laboratory?
ah, there you are my boy. I've made another giant breakthrough! oh, they'll be so jealous back at the university!
what kind of breakthrough?
I've learned how to re-arrange the molecular structure of the universe! exciting, eh?
but your lab! it looks like a snow bomb hit it!
yes, well there is one minor side-effect of my experiments.
that's a big surprise. what is it?
we're all going to be very cold from now on, I'm afraid. very. . . very cold.
that's terrible! what can you do about it?
well, I thought of making myself a banana daiquiri, actually
a frozen one, I suppose?
that sounds nice. make it a double, thanks.