Trade Mission

on behalf of our government, let me welcome you Americans to our country.
thanks, we're here to promote mutual trade. we want to make the best deals.
if I may ask, what do you have that we might want?
oh, we have all kinds of things to sell you. in fact, we brought samples. your president can light up any of them.
light up? you brought. . . are those drugs?
the best! he's gonna love it!
but drugs are illegal!
not if the president uses them, right?
what do you mean?
if the president does it, it can't be illegal!
don't tell me that's how it works in the US!
it is now! bigly! so is he ready to get high, or what?
I fear this meeting will not go well.
we brought some led zeppelin tapes too. let's rock!