mass movement

I'd like a ticket to rahway.
sorry, train full.
what? well, how about to secaucus?
nope. sold out.
you're kidding! well then, give me one to trenton.
track's under repair. all trains there cancelled.
shit! princeton junction?
no.
perth amboy?
I'm not finding any.
hoboken?
not today.
hackensack?
maybe tomorrow.
do you go to new jersey?
of course! we have dozens of trains there every day.
well give me a ticket to new jersey, then.
there is no such ticket.
give me a ticket to anywhere in new jersey.
sorry. this window is closed. I'm on break.