pangaea

did you feel that?
no, what?
tectonic plates. we're moving. heading north. arctic circle, here we come.
say what?
it's continental drift. those plates never stop moving.
dude. it took like 500 million years for new york to get here from scotland or wherever.
yeah? so?
so it will be a long time before we're canadians.
but I can feel it!
moron, you're standing on a subway grate.
I am? oh.
you want to grab a train and head up town?
closer to canada?
for sure.