Ministry of Truth

may I help you?
yes, I received this subpoena to appear.
very well, take a seat. your name will be called.
a seat? there's no chairs.
are you trying to cause trouble?
me? not at all. I'm just pointing out a fact.
fact? what fact?
that there's no chairs.
is that your opinion?
no! that's not an opinion! it's the truth!
can you read that sign on the wall?
yes. 'Truth is Lies.'
it would be best for you to remember that. now take a seat.
certainly, Miss Conway.