NKVD

pizza delivery. you order a pizza?
sorry, no, comrade.
damn. say, what is this place?
you really don't want to know.
why not?
the bodies. they are all buried in there.
whose?
enemies of the state.
gee. who buried them?
Народный комиссариат внутренних дел.
what?
the NKVD: People's Commissariat for Internal Affairs.
never heard of it.
lucky you, comrade.
so who ordered this pizza?
no idea. what's on it?
anchovies and pineapple.
yech. must be the ghost of that anti-Bolshevik, Boris Savinkov.
you think?
he always was a troublemaker.
apparently he still is.
certainly looks that way.