my library

can I help you find something?
yes, I'm looking for a book by edgar rice burroughs?
we haven't got any, sorry.
oh. that's ok. how about john updike?
all out, I'm afraid.
I see. well, could you direct me to the poetry section?
it's closed for remodeling.
I say, you don't seem to be in a hurry to sell any books.
not at all. we have a large inventory of books here.
chaucer?
out.
mark twain?
just sold the last one.
sartre?
nope.
is this really a book store?
of course it is.
hemingway?
not today.
faulkner?
afraid not.
which authors do you have?
none, at the moment.
none?
lots of books. no authors.