as promised! one exploding cushion!

haha...thank you Ali! Though i think it still could be worse...you get this sorted from time to time...don't you? Ever stopped the time of getting that hat on? 2 mins? 3? 4? teehee...
Nice one...:)

Hahahaha!!..Brilliant!..In fact, my Dearest!..it is a bit of an adventure, placing a hat upon this pile of brush!..so much so, it has developed into a bit of acommunal venture..the day after Friday..the neighbours knock gently at the door just after Sunrise..bringing pack lunches and various board games to occupy the children..after a light breakfast consisting of some Honey Rolls..and some coffee..the Fitting of the Hat commences..we start with a little bit of a boogie ( just to limber up)..."Hats the way..uh-hu-uh-hu..I like it..uh-hu-uh-hu"...( what do yo call a bloke who throws a hat across the room..eh?..."Chuck Beret"...like that?...sorry!..Im digressing)..then..I sit upon a chair in the middle of the room facing an open doorway..( not sure why..it just seems to lend a little mystery to the proceedings)..then two "shoe-horns..are attached to the side of my head..( dont worry the materials utilised in this process conform to all EU current Health and Safety standards..and are hand made from biodegradable materials in a small cottage just outside the village of Bidborough)..and the headgear is lowered to the tones of a small silver trumpet..this takes four people roughly three hours..and Tea..along with some freshly baked scones are provided...did I mention this was the day after Friday?..yes!,,of course!..its "Haturday!"....for you Asa?...an absolute pleasure!!!

we'll take a side trip to jamaica and get you a rasta hat.

haha!..do you know?..Ive got one on right now!..bordering on "Tea-cosi" status!..its a biggy too!..doubles up as a sort of "Rustic shopping bag"..which is handy when stealing apples from an orchard..er..if one should feel that way inclined.....( ever done that?...'s great!)

i've taken peaches....

nevermind the hair, what are you doing with my shower curtain? Tsk, i dunno, you go away for a bit, come back and find your ipernity mates have pillaged your bathroom decor...

Ah!..Sam!..Sorry about that!..but you will be pleased to know, that it doubled up as a sort of psychedelic cape..a natty little picnic rug..an exquisite flag..a thing to protect car windscreens from inclement weather....and initial experiments have proved, that when thoroughly moistened, it becomes wonderfuly slippery ..brilliant for aquaplaning babies!..I shall return it forthwith..with thanks!..hope you are doing well mate!