Hahaha!!...I love the word "psychotropics"..sounds like a "Humid zone for nutters"...I indulged twice in the little Magic ones!..actually, it was probably only once...but I was so caned, that I hadn't a clue!...crossing busy roads at night?...Christ!!!...Tracers for days!!!!
I did!..turns out it was Alice Cooper!.."Hey!..Alice!..how do I get out of this surreal nightmare?"..I enquired of the leather-bound ghoul..."Not now, son!..I'm torturing a virgin with a fire poker..and then I'm off to the Church to turn all their crosses upside down in a rather spooky and symbolic way.."..came the reply...."Oh fair enough then!..see ya Alice!".........."Yep!..cheers mate!"....then everything went all shimmery...and I was in a garden having a chat with a porcelain gnome...just how it works I suppose
I think it was done by an Elf!..it is such a perfect little cut!..and there were tiny footprints of mini pointed shoes about the place!.....the strange power of the mushroom!..haha!..tbf,...there ARE some good eaters around in a couple of months...I pick a few from the fields..they are wonderful in an omelette!..true!..watchout or them..love those fields around your way!
Ah dont let the placid nature of porcelain gnomes fool you!..they CAN turn you know!..they go bloody crayceeee!,,that is where we get the word "Gnomad" from..
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