PoliticalMuriel

I think all poets should be merciless with their poems: you want a poem? here, have two! both a thousand lines long. People soon learn not to mess with you! You easily defend yourself with old Ezra's Cantos in your hand!
The mad girl seems a fierce creature waving an AK-47, but her message seems peaceful. Can peace be enforced?
Send me details of your Tarot, I can only order on Amazon. I refuse all offers of free gifts, I am a cold-eyed capitalist and live by Shopping.

To hell with systematic tidiness!
1. Dear Admirer of My Humble Tarot, Salaam, Shalom & G'Day!
If you really insist on sacrificing innocent lolly to the great god Shopping for said item, then I can only suggest you keep an acutus oculus on the dreaded Amazon's offers. Last time I looked, there were some going for as little as £20. Here's an up-to-date-ish link I've just found:
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/offer-listing/0764345907/ref=tmm_other_meta_binding_new_olp_sr?ie=UTF8&condition=new&sr=&qid=
Happy shopping.
And thank you for the support, of course ;-)
2. You should not encourage me, especially in my poetic endeavours. All my poetry's consistently of the bad persuasion. Unlike you, I have a loopy, erratic Muse wot, I suspect, drinks behind my back. Still, the po'm I'm working on for the MadGirl will be keeping company with her coming-soon twin sister. As the Spaniards say: No quieres sopa? Dos tazas!
PS. I've no intention of ever reading another line by young Ezra, but I will defend myself and my silly Muse to the last drop of ichor with killer lines from Góngora, Miguel Hernandez and Tom Lehrer! Hai! Hai!
3. The MadGir IS a fierce creature. She's also quite mad. With grief. Her logig centres have been so deeply offended by the current political menu, that's she's finally lost it and now she stands before death machines and waves Kalas at them only to make a point. Spare her a thought, for she is, deep down, a very, very sweet creature, and the Shoggies are with her.
Ai...ai...ai...
Have a grand day.

Excellent. Thank you. "I have bought"...such satisfying words. I have had a grand day in the grounds of my latest stately home, just follow the stepping-stones.

Thanks, Rhis.