• Look at the size of my trunk

    Posing in Pittville Park, Cheltenham.

  • Point

    Pornographic statuary in a public street.

  • Up against the ships

  • That was the week that was

  • Victoria's Secret

  • Another wasted afternoon

    I saw this dress and bought it without trying it on. Big mistake. I eventually had to let it go to Kay Stevens on whom it looks fabulous. I feel a diet coming on.

  • Iron Man

    That's the last time I use eHarmony.

  • No dogs

    Only bitches allowed in here.

  • Dozy

    Mind melding with a hoodie in Millennium Square, Bristol. Don't try this at home, kids.

  • Harbourside Judy

    One of my Bristol pics from my week off, taken by Kay Stevens.

  • Supergromit

    Gromits abound in Bristol at the moment.

  • Queen's Square

    Colour co-ordination, perfect. Another Gromit, emblazoned with Bristolian colloquialisms. All I can say is 'Girt lush'. Go figure.

  • What? No Scaffolders? Denied!

    No scaffolders at Blasie Castle Estate. A sharp contract to the wolfwhistlers on the scaffolding in Cheltenham earlier that week with Kay. A wave and a kickback just sets them off.

  • Et in arcadia ego.....

    The phrase “Et in Arcadia Ego” is normally translated from the Latin, “And I am in Arcadia,” or “I am even in Arcadia.” The “I” is supposed to be death, and since Arcadia is the Greek conception of Paradise, it is presumed to mean that death is everywhere…

  • Midnight mushrumps

    Ye elves of hills, brooks, standing lakes and groves, And ye that on the sands with printless foot Do chase the ebbing Neptune and do fly him When he comes back; you demi-puppets that By moonshine do the green sour ringlets make, Whereof the ewe not bites…

  • Keeping it real

    Turning the mundane into an adventure. First time out in leggings. What do you think?

  • Chanelling the spirit of the five string axeman

    Halfway between Bob and Carol (and Ted and Alice)

  • Mumsy

    I can't believe it's not butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.

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