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Central Cemetery


This is the tombstone in honor of my great-great-great-great-grandmother Ludmilla Ethel Rosalinda Mountweazel. Born on February 30, 1794 in Mbembezi, Zimbabwe. Died on April 31, 1911 in Mbabane, Swaziland.
Last seen alive on Main Street Mbabane boarding a surfboard to Mbalamwezi, Zambia where she had planned to attended her great-great-great-grandniece's wedding and peacefully fell asleep and off the surfboard during the beginning of her trip on Mdimba Avenue, Mbabane, after her 5th mbottle of mvodka.

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be·mo·re pro says:
i'll be back to you and these totally ... woooo colours
and the seriously serious words you wrote
Posted 2 months ago. ( permalink )
Anonymous Visitor formerly known as L. Virginia Mountweazel replies:
Dear Bee M. I can't wait to discuss this serious paragraph and other things with you :-) I hope you had a great time in Zimbabwe.
Posted 2 months ago. ( permalink )
Siegfried Vogel says:
I never saw anything like that. Nature's great-great-great around Mbabane, that's what me is thinking, yeah. Oh, what must you been in love with great-great-great-great-grandmother LERM! One can tell that from the Aufwand going into grave maintenance!
Posted 2 months ago. ( permalink )
Anonymous Visitor formerly known as L. Virginia Mountweazel replies:
Oh, that goes mbwithout saying that nbature is 3x around Mbabane. It's all those tropical mplants.
And yes, indeed, how did you figure this out...I loved my great-great-great-great-grandmother dearly. In fact, she was my favorite of all my 783 great-great-great-great-grandmothers and that's why she left specific instructions - to me only - how to take care of her grave. I'm totally proud that it looks so bizarre (that's what she would have wanted) and that you, dear Grossneffenonkel, regocnize all the effort I've put into the creative grave decoration work!
Posted 2 months ago. ( permalink )
Mona Lisa says:
der geist der alten lady umschwebt noch ihre letzte ruhestätte ... und der grabstein selbst erinnert mich irgendwie an ein stilsiertes surfboard. :-)
Posted 2 months ago. ( permalink )
Anonymous Visitor formerly known as L. Virginia Mountweazel replies:
Du hast es erfasst, Mona! Genau so soll der grabstein ja auch aussehen. Das war Ludmillas letzter wille. Man beachte die blauen blumenranken, die wie wolken meer und surfboard umschweben und dann die exotischen gräser, die die form wilder meereswellen widerspiegeln. Ach, Ludmilla...seufz!
Posted 2 months ago. ( permalink )
Mona Lisa replies:
ich hatte die farben jetzt eher in richtung "alkoholschwanger" gedeutet ... aber es wird wohl doch die starke aura ludmillas sein, die für die intensive veränderung der umgebung verantwortlich ist. :-)
Posted 2 months ago. ( permalink )
Siegfried Vogel replies:
Und es ist eine Aura der Liebe, des tiefen Verständnis' mit allem Lebenden, der Einheit im Hie und Da. Great-great-great-great.
Posted 8 weeks ago. ( permalink )
Anonymous Visitor formerly known as L. Virginia Mountweazel replies:
Ach, ach, ach, wie poetisch ausgedrückt, my dear greatnephewuncle. Aber wie ich bereits Mona diese illusionen rauben musste (wenn auch nur ungern), muss ich dir hiermit leider auch mitteilen, dass es sich um keine aura, sondern um die farbenfroh leuchtenden mpflanzen in Mbabane und umbgebung handelt. Die blaue tropenranke heisst übrigens Aurora...also doch eine gewisse verbindung zur aura.
Posted 8 weeks ago. ( permalink )
Siegfried Vogel replies:
Ganz ganz sicherlich ist dieses wunderbare Bild dann in der Aurora, der Morgenröte von Mbabane entstanden, nach einer wundervollen Nacht im Freien mit erquicklichem Schlafe am Fusse der Great-great-great-great-grandmother, Gott hab sie selig, die arme Seele.
Sie wollte doch immer ihre 1822 1/2 Verwandten um sich haben, die gute Frau!
Posted 8 weeks ago. ( permalink )
Anonymous Visitor formerly known as L. Virginia Mountweazel replies:
Ach, wäre es doch nur so! Aber die realität ist viel simpler - das sind einfach die tropischen, leuchtkräftigen farben der mpflanzen in Mbabane und umbgebung.
Posted 8 weeks ago. ( permalink )
mad.melon pro says:
is it scan from infamous fuji Z 200 negative? :D cooooooool!!
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Coming from a user's photostream (?)
Posted 7 weeks ago. ( permalink )
Anonymous Visitor formerly known as L. Virginia Mountweazel replies:
Nope! I swear on a tombstone that this is a digital photo, taken with a digital camera, and only minimally digitally postprocessed with genuine digital photo processing software on a completely digital computer. Convinced?? :-)))
Posted 7 weeks ago. ( permalink )
mad.melon pro replies:
Posted 7 weeks ago. ( permalink )
6 of 1 says:
I never smurf after mvodka, for fear of being abducted by giant mplankton.
Posted 7 weeks ago. ( permalink )
Anonymous Visitor formerly known as L. Virginia Mountweazel replies:
Nbow that's mbery mbise of mbyou! How mbout after mbeer?
Posted 6 weeks ago. ( permalink )
6 of 1 says:
Hello Anonymous Visitor formerly known as L. Virginia Mountweazel, I'm an admin of the group The Church of the Poisoned Mind. It would be great if you would add this doc to our group. Thank you!
Posted 7 weeks ago. ( permalink )
Anonymous Visitor formerly known as L. Virginia Mountweazel replies:
Oh, thank you, thank you, dear 6 of 1. They have just erected a branch office of this church on Mbolo Avenue, just around the corner from Mdimba Boulevard, not far from where I reside...so I shall happily and gladly join this new spiritual club. Cheers!

Mby the bway, you have rather a jolly nickname. Is your zodiac sign Sixtuplets, by any chance? So you were mborn any day between Mbay 35 and a Sixpack of June?
Posted 6 weeks ago. ( permalink )

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