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Lost Arts, The

Lost Arts, The
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Today we are reviving Dad Dancing. In the 1970s, everyone did Dad Dancing, even Mummies, because everything was mostly black and white and there had not been any Leo Sayer.

George Peorge has got some chilli up Where The Sun Don't Shine and Dave can trigger its effects by sending his will down his prehensile hair, varying amplitude by the luminance of his eyes. Mr Peorge does not like it even a little but he has been a silly arse by saying rude words to the girls and he did make them cry.

Once Mr Peorge has mastered the ancient art we put him on 1970s TV and he will do Dad Dancing to the pounding Euro-beat of James Last.

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