Nuculer Pizza

Mr Jolly Roger, I do hope yyou've finished off this pizza? It's been hanging around for several weeks now!

What on earth is a "nuculer" pizza? Pizza - Mr. Rubber Ducky's favourite food!

I assume it is a pizza prepared by George W. Bush. He changed the word "nuclear" to "nuculer". During his administration, "To" became "Tuh". He also renamed the "Library Tower" (tallest building in Los Angeles) to be the "Liberty Tower". When he apologized for the "cunfusion", it became the "Lie Berry Tower".

Nuked or not: I'll have the rest of it, Mr Jolly R. Even be willing to share with Mr Known M...................

Thank you Mr Tallswimmer. We could share Mr Putin as an hors d'oeuvre

I finished it off later that night. When I turned off the lights, I glowed in the dark!
Nuclear Danger Warning Sign:
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Pizza is nature's most perfect food.