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The aliens have returned. Their listening posts have reappeared everywhere. Look how the antennas are all aligned towards the northeast. No doubt they have been reporting back to the mother ship the recent extreme weather events happening on Earth. I wond…

which path will you take?

Scene of this field on my way to work, now again under water in the summer floods.

... moving closer. [Had to upload a new one since I can't replace photos here.]

This was a playing field until the floods turned it into a bit of a lake. You can just about make out the rubgy post in the middle. There is a lot of water there!

I stopped by on my way home tonight to take a look at the floods. For those of you who might not be aware, we are currently experiencing some of the worst floods in various parts of England. Torrential rainfall has caused flash floods in parts of the coun…

Flooded road in Upton-upon-Severn. This was taken on a dry island in the middle of the flooded bit in this shot that I managed to get to by climbing over a pile of junk. Not only could I not get the angles I wanted for some of the shots because I had no…

This was the scene of the floods back in March. It's a field on my way to work - alternate route, that is, since my normal route was flooded. The water was probably several feet deep. I thought at the time it was some of the worst floods we've seen in yea…

1. Orange battle - Scene I Darth Tater, Evil Overlord of the Potato Empire, armed with his magic wand ["I told you it's a lightsaber!"], and accompanied by Spud Trooper [spot that laser masher!], prepares to do battle with the evil orange alien giants fro…

Darth Tater, Evil Overlord of the Potato Empire, armed with his magic wand ["I told you it's a lightsaber!"], and accompanied by Spud Trooper [spot that laser masher!], prepares to do battle with the evil orange alien giants from a world unknown. Storybo…

Darth pokes the evil orange giant with his magic...er, lightsaber. The orange alien retaliates with its stem-like weapon. Meanwhile, Spud looks on helplessly in the background. Storyboard

As the orange alien falls to its death (its head severed by Darth's powerful lightsaber), it says with its last breath - "I'll be back!". Storyboard

Darth and the Dark Side triumph once again. Spud celebrates in the background. Tune in next time to see another exciting battle unfold. Storyboard

See the scenes from the orange battle here.