Indian Mission Methodist Church

Signs


Waldo's

23 Nov 2016 8 18 385
That chicken doesn't look too appetizing to me. The celery looks better.

Bagels

23 Nov 2016 1 6 303
Sesame, toasted with schmeer and smoked salmon, please. Typical big, puffy west coast style. East coast style: dense and chewy, the traditional, "real" bagel. Hard to get in the west except big city Jewish neighborhoods.

Kindness, health, wisdom and love in 2017. Maybe e…

30 Dec 2016 14 33 315
I also wish for the entire world: no more chaos, especially new horrors caused in 2017 by a certain person sporting a crown in the shape of a golden cow-pat. I declare a horror moratorium! Your friend, Diane Oregon, USA P.S. You won't read this, but, thank you President Obama for all you have done for us and for demonstrating that millions of Americans are actually intelligent and kind.

Murphy Dogs truck

Oops, I forgot about science

You're welcome!

I've been doing it all wrong!

Beauty from outer space

Ohhh, no

18 Mar 2011 1 2 338
There is an ad on TV for a clinic, or health insurance, or apples, or something. A man says in a comforting, yet slightly surprised, tone, "Use wellness to prevent illness." Every time, I rise up out of my chair and shake my fist. How much more of that should I have to take?

Holocaust Remembrance Day

Instructions

They really should close the gate, then

Vector Control office

04 Mar 2017 7 4 463
With our big lake, marshes, rivers, canals and irrigated fields, there would be an unbearable quantity of mosquitoes without a spraying program.

Nerd with lipstick

04 Apr 2017 5 6 335
I know there are plenty of female nerds, but this is a male nerd with lipstick. Not that there's anything wrong with that! And, it appears that he got some fingers caught in a paper cutter.

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