Poznan 

oil on canvas, 80x100

Since the delivery 57 people have lived in the house, of whom 12 were born here. Six people have died in the place, one under suspected circumstances. The toilet has been flushed 29.200 times and 3 seats have been worn out. The first one lasted longest: 37 years. 17 Keys have been lost and two times the house was burgled. Material damage was small. 340 Times there was a brawl, but 12.480 times what you may call the opposite. 612 Times people vomited, of which 253x caused by exuberant alcohol consumption. Three hundred friends, family and acquaintances were on the floor and there were 825 celebrations. But maybe I am wrong.