Let's face it, English is a stupid language.

There is no ham in a hamburger and neither pine nor apple in a pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England and French fries were not invented in France.Boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig!

You really have to marvel at a language where a house can burn up...as it burns down. And in which you fill in a form... by filling it out. A bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers. That is why:

When the stars are out, they are visible but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

When I wind up my watch -- it starts

But when I wind up this blog ---------- it ends!