... made my list of "You fuckers can suck my cock before I will even look in your direction", right beside insurance companies.

We have been looking to rent a new house because the current one is too small. We have found several and contacted the agency's.

They want us to fill out an application form before they will even let us inside to have a look!!! These arse wipe fuckers want the the last 4 payslips and some want our next of kin!!!! What the fuck for? Is the roof going to collapse during the 10 minutes we have a look at the rooms? Next thing they will want a urine sample and a DNA profile before you can look at the photos of the outside.

Pricks, they can all go to hell and be raped up the arse with a cock made of bard wire before I will give them the time of day.