Ex-governor jeb bush - yeah, W's brother - has come out with a real gem.
"Yes, they broke the law, but it’s not a felony. It’s kind of — it’s a — it’s an act of love."
Let's peel the fur off of THAT one:
Illegal aliens are "committing an act of love".
HOWEVER, illegally crossing the border really IS a "crime".

Now, the only "acts of love" I know of which are also crimes are "rape" and "child molestation" and - in some states - "sodomy".

Ergo, "illegal aliens" are "raping", "molesting", and "rump-humping" America.
Yup, that pretty much clears up EVERYTHING, jebby ol' boy.....