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May 5, 08

Humor Needed (Desperately!)

I need to laugh!!  It's been a tough year for me so far, and I need to laugh a little bit.  I mean is there anyone on Earth that can frown if they're laughing?  I don't know of any.

So here's the deal... submit your best or even your worst jokes here.  I'm called the Oddball remember?  I can take any humor you got to give.

An old friend hit me with this pearl of humor last week...

Hey Shay, I had an old girlfriend over lastnight for drinks... it seems that she finally got that tattoo she'd been talking about getting... a seashell on her inner thigh... funny thing really... if you put your ear to it,  you can smell the ocean!

Um, thanks buddy that was terrible (I laughed anyway)

Who's next???

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May 23, 08

HEY... WHAT'S GOIN ON HERE?!?...

WTF people!!

What's goin on around here?  Were losing people left and right lately!  ...and they are the folks I get along with the best that are disappearing on me!!!!

3 days ago it was Maria Rick... she sends me a "hey how are you" e-mail around 12:30 in the afternoon and by 1:00 she's gone.  Gone from ipernity, gone from Flickr, gone from Yahoo mail... without a trace.

Now it seems to be visceral pleasures... same kinda thing there too.  They visited my photostream 42 hrs ago... I know they were still here yesterday at some point (we won't go into how I know this...) and now they are gone also.  Gone from ipernity, gone from flickr, just plain gone!!

Am I next?  Is someone gonna rub me out here?  Is there a contract out on me?

What gives?........

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