Stupid feckin' laptop...never have liked it...stupid machine...now it's just sitting there doing feck all.
The cursor won't work...the page says I'm locked out...Microsoft programmes aren't responding...says there's no internet connection when there is...so Himself has said I can borrow his as long as I'm careful and don't hammer the keys and or spit on the screen or drop fag ash all over the keyboard...he keeps looking at me to make sure I'm behaving nicely and following orders...
Mine will have to go into the shop to let them poke about in its innards...it's doing this once too often and I'm truly fed up with it...
I liked the old desktop...it took from now 'til next week to get itself turned on and actually up and running mind you and the screen was sort of bolt upright and had a stratch in one corner and it took up vast amonts of space on my desk...but I could upload photos all day without a mite of bother and find everything the minute I wanted it rather than the eejit laptop that hides everything in a secretive sort of fashion and I find stuff more with luck than judgement...
There was a desktop for sale when I bought the laptop...and I looked at it longingly...it had a proper little mouse and everything...I know where I am with a mouse...but it cost huge amounts of cash...gruesome amounts as in just over a thousand euro...so I just rolled my eyes 'cos a thousand euro would buy an awful lot of hay and straw for the donkeys...and fuel for the range...and it might even stretch to a few new roofing tiles...
And the creepy old man brought hay today but Himself was around so he saw him and helped him unload and I stayed out of sight...Jack and Neddy fell over themselves to get at the bundle of hay Himself gave them...they've eaten almost all the grass on our little field and were reduced to hanging about near the gate waiting for carrots and apples...
Oh well...perhaps Friday 13th is getting its own back on me for not believing in the superstistion...