1.                If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!


2.                Expecting the world to treat you fairly cause you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you cause you are vegetarian. Think about it!


3.                Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!


4.                Don’t walk as if you rule the world! Walk as if you don’t care who rules the world!That’s called attitude…! Keep on rocking!


5.                Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!


6.                He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the life insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot died!


7.                A man threw his wife in a pond of crocodiles? He’s now been harassed by the animal Right Activists for being cruel to the crocodiles!


8.                So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tacks, but we chose marriage, slow sure!


9.                Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriend!


10.           All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or marriage to someone else!


11.           Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharal Nehru

We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi

Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha du???


12.           When things go so wrong, when sadness fills you heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say theses words:

Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…


13.           10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!