A chinese walks into a bar in America lat one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

 

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him and ask for his autogrph.

 

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, « You shinese people Bombeb our Pearl Harbour, get outta here »

 

The astonished Chinese man replied, « It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese »

 

« Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same » replied Speilberg.

 

In return, the Chinese gives spielberg a slap and says, « You sank the Titanic, my forefathers was on that ship »

 

Shoked, Spielberg replies, « It was the iceberg sank the ship, not me »

 

The Chinese replies, « Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same »