Dear Bo$$   

  In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$ t de$perately. I think you $ould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon .
Your$ $incerely,
       Marian $hih
How the Boss may reply for a salary increase request ... 
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply : 

  Dear Marian
  I kNO w you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
w the newspaper are saying the world`s leading eco NOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into a NOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NO w. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,