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July 31, 2007

The Hormone Hostage - just because it fits my mood ;)

The Hormone Hostage
 


 
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

 
 
DANGEROUS:
SAFER:
SAFEST:
ULTRA SAFE:
What's for dinner?
Can I help you with dinner?
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that?
Wow, you sure look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
Here, have some wine
What are you so worked up about?
Could we be overreacting?
Here's my paycheck.
Here, have some wine.
Should you be eating that?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day?
I hope you didn't over-do it today.
I've always loved you in that robe!
Here, have some more wine.


13 Things PMS Stands For:


1 Pass My Shotgun
2 Psychotic Mood Shift
3 Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5 People Make me Sick
6 Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pimples May Surface
9 Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Stink
12. Pack My Stuff

and my
favorite one.
13.
Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!
...Or men who need a warning.


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July 31, 2007

Religion

I grew up between various sorts of religions. Catholic, Protestant, Jehovas whitnesses and (even though I didn't know it at that time) Islam. It never bothered me. I grew up, being taught the Catholic form of religion. I was with the Pathfinders for a while, but I've never been much of a groups and "follow the lead" type of person. Around age 13 I started exploring the Protestant ways, but mainly to join their Chorus, which was fun for a while. I liked their more open ways of thinking and preaching better than the Catholics as well. During that time we started exploring some esoteric ways and things as well. Working with a pendle and with a table, etc. Only for a short while though, for some weird things happened and we stopped.

I never was in favor of any form of the main stream religions. I always found it kind of weird to follow the rules of a man written old book, which had changed obviously over the centuries, because people make mistakes while copying it or deliberatly change it for their own good.

Soon the idea grew, that most religious leaders just use their power to feed and nurture their own greed and better themselves. It still seems to me that way in our present time.

Even in the ways I try to follow it is like that. People write a lot of books, because they know that people will buy them just to make money for themselves, truth be in them or not. Greed rules the world.

No matter which religion you choose to be yours is fine with me. It doesn't matter as long as you let the people around you choose as well.

But never ever forget to use the brains that are given to you. Use those brains to make up your mind about your religious leaders. Look at the way how they live and what they ask their fellow believers to do. Do they live their own teachings? Do their teachings make sense?

Also never forget Love and Respect. I yet have to find the religion where in it's roots is nothing mentioned about those two things. Yet, it's amiss in quite a few places in our Life.

I could go on forever and start giving examples and comparisons, but I'm not going to.

I just ask everyone in this world for a bit more Love, Understanding and Respect. And stop believing blindly what religious leaders tell you and what is written in menwritten books, thousands of years old.....

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