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A redneck farm hand radios back to his boss, the farm manager:

'Boss, I gotta big problem here. I hit a pig with the pickup.

The pig's ok but he's stuck in the bull bar at the front of my
pickup and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out'.

The manager says, 'OK there's a 303 behind the seat, take it out
and shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him'.

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. 'I did as you said, Boss.

Took the 303 and shot the pig in the head and removed him from the
bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on.'

'Now what's the problem?' raged the manager...

'Well Boss, it's his motor bike. The flashing blue light is stuck
under The right front wheel.

You still there Boss?'

I thought, I give it a try, haven't done it in a while. Here's what it says, what I am:

Personal Astrology Profile

Section 1: How You Approach Life and How You Appear To Others
You meet life head on and throw yourself into new experiences with zest and enthusiasm. You are direct, straightforward, assertive, and usually completely aboveboard in all your dealings. Candid and incapable of guile, insincerity or phoniness, you project a confident and sometimes arrogant appearance to others. You often lack tact and sensitivity, and can be completely oblivious to others' needs, and inadvertently selfish. You are self-reliant and don't depend upon social approval and reinforcement as much as other people do. You like to be original and do not mind going it alone. You may feel that you do not fit into groups very well, and that you do not naturally blend in and cooperate with others very easily. You like to be either a leader or a loner.

Well, except for the part with being completely oblivious to others' needs, I can agree with it .

Section 2: The Inner You: Your Real Motivation
You are a gambler and an adventurer at heart, one who loves to take risks, to discover and explore new worlds, and to take the untried path rather than the safe, reliable one. You are an independent soul, freedom-loving, and often very restless. You need a lifestyle that provides opportunities for travel, movement, change, and meeting new people. A steady routine which offers much in the way of security but little in the way of space and freedom is odious to you.

Not much to add to that one, grin .

Some time killer fun from www.astrology.com