Instead of a rant.....

I was actually going to post a tiny rant this morning, but instead I just followed Dr. Phil's advice on how to find inner peace:

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
 
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
 
You have no idea how good I feel right now.