nenad's blog

"There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full."

[sorry, i cannot resist. i give another one:]

"Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic"

[now that i have ruined my concept, how can i stop?...]

"Indecision is the key to flexibility."

"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

"If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me."

"Young gorillas are friendly, but they soon learn."

"File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)"

"For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord."

"It's never too late to have a happy childhood"

"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue....."

"(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer."

"Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature."

"(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?"

"DO {nothing} WHILE (HearFromMe==0)"

"Dain Bramaged."

"Close your eyes and press escape three times."

"All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?"

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. (Picasso)"

"Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here"

"I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention."

"This garment is made entirely from animals who committed suicide in the wild."

"Compatible: Gracefully accepts erroneous data from any source."

"Time flies when you don't know what you're doing."

"I don't have a solution but I admire the problem."

"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."

[enough!]