Do you have one of these? No? Go get one, they can't be hard to find. Just check the local catalog under bitch and you'll have your choice. Most likely she'll be Jewish on her father's side which doesn't actually count. She'll just think she's as smart as the nearest rabbi, and will give you all the answers you never knew you needed. It's greatness really. You'll never have to think for yourself again because, after all, you'll be wrong anyway so why bother! Go ahead, it's great. Just ask me I'll tell you, then I'll tell you again after I've received the proper answer.