But I have never been a liar, a cheater, a whore, a shitty mother, a mother or grandmother to children born out of wedlock, or broken my vows to my husband or to God. I have never asked a man for money. I also have never been a slut. I'll stick with what you consider pathetic. It's not nearly as ugly or fake as your life.

Truly pathetic is continuing to contact your "Ex(tra marital) Baby" by video, text and email long after he dumped your sorry ass. Maybe you can find a new sucker "baby", who's actually single, and who lives on your own island, or place an ad for a mail-order/online relationship, since you have years of experience with that.