I give you three news items that caught my eye.
The first is from the barbaric world of bull fighting where 3 matadors were gored on the opening day of a big event,now that is what I call good news.

The second is an incredulous show of childish petulance. A footballer for one of the largest richest clubs in the world has thrown his toys of of the pram and stated he wants to leave,when asked why he said the club do not respect him,again he was asked why and it is because the owners of the multi million pound international company didn't wish him happy birthday.

The third is from a gormless shop breaker who after stealing thousand of £ss worth of jewels left his mobile phone containing a selfie he had taken behind

Some days you just have to wonder about people