You know you are Chinese when.....

1. You look like you are 18

2. You like to eat meat attached with bones

3. You have never kissed your mom or dad,and they have never said they love you

5. Your hair sticks up when you wake up

6. You take showers at night

7. Most girls have more body hair than you, if you are male

8. You keep a thermos of hot water available at all time

9. You have learnt some form of martial arts

10. You eat thousand-year-old eggs and smelly Toufu

11. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they always ask if you have already eaten, even if it's midnight

12. You don't tip

13. Your parents prefer you living with them, or in the same neighborhood as long as they still alive

15. You wear contact lens

16. You give money when attending weddings

17. You sing Karaoke with your friends, colleagues and even parents

18. You always cook too much

19. You know why there is no number 4 and 14 here

20. You sincerely agree with the above-mentioned and will think about adding more