why all aliens speak ENGLISH?

And why does the artificial gravity on every spaceship never gets broken nevertheless how damaged the ship is?

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and why alien women are sexier than earthlings? :P (and have bigger boobs!)
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They sometimes have sexy ears (Kess, T'Pol) ;-)
And why there are female aliens at all?
BTW: Size doesn't matter. The location is at least as much important.

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location is mostly human ;))
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((((: good Q!!!

that's why i learnt english ;))

The answer is: the movies are made by Angloamerican (Anglican) people [except for Orion, it was in German), and Anglicans caan't imagine that beside Inglaterra there might be some other countries in heaven (or on earth), it's pure chauvinism.
But look, there are some cosmopolitains, too, so don't be afraid, English is gone:
Concerne:
system Aegypta de determinantoi Indo-Européseai, cai
pralexoi tramondai seqvum collecto de Ricardo Fester,
pralíngua restoi el la dilúvio.

La Língua del pastro Schleyer, “volapük” (el ‘world speak’), qvies lexoi ómniai formatiz el lexoi Angléseai per deformado im iu system de callacado consonantois cai simpligo de prononcso seqvum un sqemato de brevado, ne prae-sentas prarádicoin Indo-Européseain nec contaenas pralexoin tramondain.

Linguna degau respectas cziujn praecusoroin de Língua Internacionala, migau qvi ancau resp. prae Francesa. Hispanesa, ac Anglesa appartenaz la Línguai Latino, Hellena, Aegypta, cai áliai, exp. Sanscrito, edí Shemidai (Accadesa, Assyresa, Hebreésa, Babylonesa, Feunicesa, Arabesa). Granda por Europa eran influo cai Língua las Hellenois, graviora ol Germanesa; cai la Latina estis segonde emportanta. –

La Línguai pópolai generelle tro diffícilai szon. Tial faltis ties simpligo au confandidso al Língua imnoja, artefacita.
La propón del pastro sr. Shlejero tamen, malgrau sasco de sua thesauro el Anglesa, estis totale un lingvagjo ne plu iel ain recognebla. ecz ne por mem la Angloi.

Áliflanqe, considerado de la grammática seqvum principoi clássicai urgje necessis, noá abundonelqe malregulagjois de la Línguai clássicai. Linguna prescau cziujn gravain faenomenoin encorpigas de la classico, sen ties horror de malregulagjoi. –
Tamen en id qvanto sufficza enest da naturalismo propter malfido al sterila sqematismo nausiga, qvia exemple reganta en Esperanto. ---

La respecto al prarádicoi Indo-Européseai qviel notitai en la gvidai diccionaroi Wahrig cai Menge-Guethling (Germanesa; Latinesa; Hellenesa) arrier cziuj lexoi fundamentai tie, cai la respecto al la obra de Richard Fester, reconstrujuvo de la matriarchátuo ante- cai dumdiluviala cai esploristo de vestígioi linguodai el la épocha diluviala, conduqiz al nepra enprén de pralexoi cai prarádicoi en Lingunan qvi multe pli est ol Língua el Europa, enim Língua cosmopolita.

Postqvam deciduvym seqvi la admonon pravan de cziuj nostrai studoconsilistoi, por Esperanto néniel lethi la heredagjon de la classico cai la prarádicoin, nesse praefere tute translassi la Línguan Esperanto al oblívio, mi proponis por Esperanto ellargadon del thesauro tiu-diréccie {vd. la pragmon mian prime pri collecto de determinantoi el prarádicoi, “Progreso”, tiam ancorau di mi pragmita en Esperanto mem} .

De post tiam, seqvante fundan baso decidon ne plu est iel ain iu arbitro personala por tiu au ália lex, sed sole ancorau gravis la delimado dal áliai lexoi jam prae-exsistantai. Exp.:
G.: kueste, por-Esperanta exepropón: kuosto (marbordo, Hisp.: costa, Fr.: côte, A.: coast, necessigis alprenon de la lexo ‘costa’ por Linguna, en forma feminina reqva concernanta ion large etenditan. [notu bone: consti = antílocai “kosti”, vd. ancau: horsi = multe consti, valori penegon, or-egali] . Tio do ne estis praedelecto mia, sed facto prae-exsistanta de interlinguismo; tute claris, qve mere al des-homonymado ne plu povis esti discuto pri la necesso abolishi la lexon old-Esperantan “kosti”, cétere devena de Latino “constare” en signifo Tardolatina. –

Donite qve la posta decido basa, facita de Verdanoi syn mi, pri eliminado qviomebla de troppo da Germanesagjoi ab Esperanto, de post 1993 conduqis al substituo de rádico lexoi Germanai tro freqventai per lexoi el la fontoi Hellenesa, Latino, Rossesa-Bulgaresa, Sanscrito, cai áliai (vd. dujta –G.: tochter, A.: daughter - devena de Sanscrito) , ne plu estis praefer au refuso me personalai, sed la lurdai factoi de la linguistico, la qvi conportiz la collectadon cai delimadon-distingadon las lexois novais, cziam ancau saepe respectante pratempo rádicoin de Língua homna. Ímeas exemple un strangja sed facta connexo cze iuj pralexoi trans la limoi de Língua gruppoi:
exp. Accadesae: harus {or} – Latine: aurum – Hisp.: oro, cai ne miru, Indo-Europesae: rádicoi aus- / awes- {lumi, brilli}, sed ancau Germanesae: hort {cashita tresor}, cai Hellenesae: chrysós {or}, cai Hebreésae: charús {oro} – szon de origin communa. Do, reqva “harus-“ Accadésea crom oro signifas ancau “brilla precioso” cai “valori” c.a., ergau la lexo Esperantes ysqenyina “kosti” (qvi crom tio cun ‘costa’ {marbordo} en Linguna collisías) remplace complementitas, apud ‘consti’, per ‘horsi’ Lingunaen, donite qve nec Anglesa (horse = valora czevall) nec Francesa (hors = externe) dereczon possedaz super Esperanton au Lingunan, tute aparte de tio qve tiais ambau Línguais lexoi qvancam homofonai po-signifaz ideoin tute differentain !
Homofoníoi ímeaz en la mondo jam vremois archajais. Exemple ancau ne possedaz dereczon super Esperanton homofonoi cun Esperanto lexoi en la Língua Hungara, qviel jam Casimiro Bein (KaBe) prave remarqynis, tiuj homofonagjoi totale álion signifantum en Hungaresa ol Esperante. Facto est, qve homofoníoi hasardai ne povaz defraudi la nasqidso dereczon de Linguna como Língua universala cun intende multai classicagjoi cai pra-respectoi.
Antílocau ódiai Germanesagjoi, qviujn ancau apaenau iu en la mondo cognas, en Linguna foaje apperiz tial lexoi Hellenai, Slavai, Latinai, Indoeuropido-pratempai, cai tramondialai, ancau cétere i.a. lexoi Hispanai. - -

Exemple la lex “lel, lela” (f) antílocau Esperanta “onklino” (G.: tante) est un lexo Sulslava, exp. Bulgarésea. Ideme: nevosmojji = malebligegi (G.: ver-unmoeglichen). Bulgaresa tre parencsa est, qviam ne ecz tute identa, cun la Slavesa ecclesiana, cai tial apud Rossesa un fonto tre grava est, qvi tute mancas en Oldesperanto. –
Europa cai la mondo externa grandiorai szon ol sole Germánia, Fráncia, Anglésia. Tio est lo prima qvion un cosmopolitán apprendi devas ! Tio est condiczo sen qvio nénio por Língua Cosmopolita. La concepto tro stretta de Oldesperanto cétere jam pereis, La ideo de interlíngua vera cosmopolita, frágile jam conportita de Esperanto, sole rivividsas potencsa per Linguna , sed nyin como larga mar de tutmondiscso.

Shalomon ! – Riczevaljon !
H. Dito Goeres

as for my first question: the answer is quite simple! English is the easiest language to learn ;))
anyway, i prefer English than all mentioned above ;)
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! no wonder its so easy to dumb down us americans!

but really, it's easiest language to learn ;) try hungarian or polish :P i guess that's why all aliens speak english, they are just to lazy :P
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It's difficult to understand english because it is made up from languages I do not know.

Hmmm...lemme think. I guess you're not an alien because you don't speak English. Although the language you do speak might as well be Alienese!

Why should'nt they speak their nativ language?

are we that lazy we cant read subtitles? im not but maybe most are? (:

Maybe it's the definition of aliens: "I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien · I'm an Englishman in New York " ;-)

HA!!!!

corn fields are great places to hide. Especially if someone left the milk out of the ice box overnight. This can happen in rural New Jersey. Most people will not look for runaway teenagers in a corn field because they are afraid of alien abduction. Obviously this is because of stringent guidelines imposed on those who refuse to eat their cheerios when they become soggy in the warm milk left out overnight. It can happen that these people are told they can not go to the beach with their cousins in such a case. Aliens planted the distracting thoughts into a ham radio set which caused a cousin to leave the milk out overnight. In any case, this was the first abduction.

:P i've never seen real corn field :P maybe there's something in them ;))
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When the cousins went to the beach the cornfield was a place of refuge. Had a suitcase and something to read, police were called, abductions happened, when back on the mother ship it was all detailed to the last point. Now everything is becoming quite clear. Visit your local cornfield you'd be surprised.

no cornfields near warsaw :P we make vodka from potatoes ;) not corn ;))
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Corn syrup helps keeps americans obese and diabetic. cattle are fed genetically modified corn that helps them plump up super big super quick! This is then passed on to the consumer. Probably all a big alien conspiracy to wipe out the human race. I get the propaganda here from the movie "corn fed";p

i am fat without corn syrup :P must be potato diet ;))
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corn syrup replaced sugar. Potatoes are night shades and kill on impact. There's no evidence that potatoes cause fat. Perhaps you are at the quintessential body mass for your metabolism, Height sound ratio,:D

i guess it's caused by other problems ;)
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I'm off food now, it's too complicated :P Strictly coffee and white tea for me.

that will make you grow old faster :P just add cigarettes :P
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what are cigarettes?

one of my addictions ;)
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addiction is a myth:)

nope ;]]
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You can wipe out cigarette addiction with massive dosage of alcohol. The receptors for nicotine numb out beyond repair. This is very dangerous,... but if done in a clinical environment under supervision, kicking butts is simple. There can be side effects. I've substituted video for fags. Most of my recovery happened online,... Only expensive vodkas work to clear out the receptors. Once clear however, the slightest exposure to tobacco smoke sends the heart rate racing and, well instead of grabbing a smoke, use a video camera,... less hacking, coughs...

not working ;) alcoholism is more dangerous than smoking anyway :P
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all the isms can be dangerous, I had a couple of drags of second hand smoke, some girl walking her dog and boyfriend was flamboyantly pulling on an american spirit, organic smoke. I nearly followed them across the street,...

true! i love american spirits :D i understand you :P

American spirits are great, but since I've given up smoking, I virtually have wiped out all contact with the human race,... This cornfield is driving me bonkers. It used to be a great social time smoking cigarettes. But then again mostly it's an isolated incident.:-)

i know that giving up is good but... somehow i need to smoke american spirits once more (any colour :P) send, somebody! anybody! :D
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organic? filtered, loose pouch? Part of the cigarettes addiction is buying them, ha! perhaps I can supply poland with spirits!;D

please please do!!! :D
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Oh, that's easy:
- They all learn English prior to their arrival so they can read and understand the movie contracts they're going to sign in California after their landing.
- They land in cornfields out of consideration to the Earthlings. Imagine them landing in the middle of a city...that would cause major damage and not only to their UFO!!

it must be written in contract ;))
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In English, of course.

PS What language did they speak in Glasgow?

glaswegian ;) and they say "ay!" very often ;)) ah, and "sorry!" instead of "excuse me!" :P
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informative read! ;-P

:P
see? watching sci-fi can be dangerous :P
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Weeeeeeeeell...
If the aliens always , but always land in America, Washington DC ...:) ..they would have to know the native language, don't they ? :)

I married an alien.

and? has your life changed?
:D any tips for others willing to marry aliens? ;)
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and why robots in the Treminator movies have teeth?

:D:D:D that's a good question :D:D:D
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