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The Scandinavian photographer Matt Finnish was born in Vantaa, Finland, on April 1, 1963 as the son of his only parents. Unfortunately his parents had no children. After Matt's successful appointment to elementary school and finishing his education in glossy finish photography (with emphasis on snow in Sweden) at the Finnish Redundancy University of Redundancy for Applied Redundancy Studies in Vantaa, he attempted to be a well-known photographer, specializing in Scandinavian photography, particularly in modern IKEA architecture and designer salads, such as "Torbjörn" tortellini salad. The cover picture of his pictorial "Scandinavian Photography" was a worldwide success in Luxembourg. The picture shows the Museum of Modern Art in Malmö, Sweden, established in 1793.

A photo of IKEA Malmö, taken b…

On October 12, 2008 at the reopening ceremony of the museum that had been used as a storage place for obsolete skiing equipment for the past 200 years, the 100th visitor of the museum, Mr. Seppu Haavisto, a botanist from Oulu, Finland, received a surprise welcome gift, consisting of a complete construction kit for a 2-room IKEA house, complete with shower and shower curtain as well as a plastic box containing 6 servings of "Torbjörn" tortellini salad. Roof not included.
The 99th visitor of the museum, Ulrich (an Ipernity photographer from Antarctica) who was on his way to the Côte d'Azur, France, was awarded a do-it-yourself assembly kit for an IKEA designer salad of his choice. Since the director of the museum had previously been informed by certain, not entirely legal sources that the day also happened to be Ulrich's birthday, Ulrich received, on top of the designer salad, seven complimentary bottles of Vantaa vodkaa (genuine Finnish import) that he generously shared with the visitors and the staff of the museum. After finishing the vodkaaa they all sang “Happy Birthday” in Swedish, Finnish, and another unintelligible language and as rumor had it, it may have been German.
The 98th visitor regrettably didn’t show up and his prize went to the 97th visitor, who, together with all the other five visitors of the day ended up in the emergency room of the Malmö General Hospital with a wild-to-medium alcohol intoxication. All party participants have been more or less successfully revived and are reported to be in hazy but happy condition. For breakfast they all ate a huge portion of "Torbjörn" tortellini salad with Fondor and Salatkrönung. Congratulations!

Tortellini Salat / Tossed Tort…