kanggaa in his shed's blog

for those that are members of my "reading" group, cmon all. Am i just wasting my time posting in there?

Seems that there hasn't been a visit , let alone comment, from anyone in months. Now i appreciate that "reading" isn't everyones bag, but i assume that people joined the group to do just that.

Its time for some feedback all..... so at least i know your visiting the group.

aus

perhaps its just me, but i am never sure what to say in comment......

Do you really "let loose" about your thoughts about the pic of sexy body of a female naked or otherwise in front of you...perhaps upsetting the "owner" of what you see or..

do you be nice and just add a sorta vanilla type comment.....covering your bases by commenting and not wanting to upset anyone.......

thats where the profile comes into itself......at least with some profiles of some of our female members, they give you a hint about what they like to see. But then again, is she really in the mood for such graphic comments, and do you get stuck off "the list" if you do..

ahhh the fun of a pic site............

I am an ordinary guy happily married 55 year old and have never cheated on my wife until a few months ago. We have pool in our back yard that is surrounded with a privacy fence and the wife and I both swim in the nude unless we have friends over.

One of our favorite things to do is to use our pool raft that two people can comfortably lay on. May afternoons we float and have sex on this raft. To see my naked wife under me all wet, hot and sweaty is a big turn on.

A few months weeks ago she went out of town to a convention and I was home alone on a nice sunny weekday afternoon and decided to spend some time relaxing in the pool. I am not usually home during the day except on the weekends. I got naked and decided to float around for a while. Well as I do a lot of times I fell asleep on the raft.

I must have been sleeping for over an hour and was woken up by a car door being shut. I lay quietly on the raft, as I did not want who ever it was to hear me. The privacy fence gate door does not have a lot on it. If figured that that it might be UPS or FEDX making a delivery. I was wrong as before I could do anything the fence gate opened and one of the college girls that we know walks in the gate.

Fortunately I was lying on my stomach so she could only see my naked butt. Susan's parents are good friend of my wife and I but they live in Alabama so we sometimes have her over for dinner. We also have told her to come enjoy our pool but to always call first.

Susan was instantly surprised to see me and also that I was naked. She apologized for not calling first but she thought no one would be home as it was a weekday. The whole time she was talking she kept looking directly at me. I told her that it was not a problem and I was sorry she had to see my hairy ass. She smiled and said she had seen other men’s hairy asses and she was not bothered by it. I asked her to turn around so I could get dressed but instead of turning around she removed her cover up.

So there in front of me was the knock out 19 year old with this very small bikini on. Susan has great breasts they are about a 34c and the rest of her body is perfect. She starts getting into the pool and my cock is about to puncture the raft. She swims out to the raft and starts telling me about her day and then she starts crying. It was hard to understand what she was saying but I finally figured out that her boyfriend had cheated on her and she had found out that morning.

I told her I was sorry and was sure she would find another guy that would be faithful to her. While she was still crying she climbs up on the raft with me. She lies on her stomach and so I start rubbing her back to help her calm down. After a few minutes she had stopped crying and was just laying next to me not saying anything. Susan then sits up on the raft and says that "it is not fair" I said what is not fair. She says that if I can be naked in the pool so can she. I told her I would put my shorts on but wanted her to look the other way.

She reluctantly agreed. I slid of the raft to get my shorts with my back towards her. As I am moving away she hollers at me and says here take this for me. When I turn my head around Susan is completely naked. Oh my god what an unbelievable body!! She pats the spot next to her on the raft and says lets get some sun together. I protested for a few seconds but then climbed up on the raft with her on my stomach. We lay quiet on the raft for a few minutes and then Susan starts cuddling up with me and reached pushes her hand between my body and the raft and grabs my cock. Man you have a nice cock Mr. Bill!

I could not resist anymore I turned over and she immediately starting giving me the best blowjob ever. I was just about to fill her mouth with my cum which I was going to do with out any warning to her and she sits up and say I want you to fuck me. I looked at her beautiful brown eyes and said your parents would kill me if they found out and my wife would divorce me. Susan did not car and at this point I really did not care. I let her climb on top of me and she lowered her tight young pussy over my cock.

It had been over 30 years since I fuck a young tight pussy like hers it was amazing. It was not long and I knew I was going to cum and told her she better get off but she said no that she wanted me to fill her tight little pussy with my hot cum. Well soon as these words left her mouth I filled her pussy till it was leaking out everywhere. She at the same time had an orgasm and collapsed on top of me. With me cock still inside her she started contracting her cunt walls and before long I was hard again. We slid off of the raft and fucked face to face and before long I was filing her pussy up again with my cum.

Susan and I now meet about once a week to fuck usually at her place. She promises me that she is going to let me fuck her ass soon as she has never trusted anyone to do that before.

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a
vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.

He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies,
nothing, only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.

nice way to spend sat arvo after golf....a crownie and chicago..........."LOUD"

Cheers all.......here's to the woman on the hill, if she won't then her mother will,,,,so here's to her mother............

i think those are 2 good enough reasons to enjoy..

hope I hope all enjoy like i do.....if not...oh well......

who remembers this???

well if you female and enjoy sharing your own piccies.....then why not add them to my self shooter group......naked, semi naked or by the pool, you know we would all enjoy sharing your "naughty" pics,,,as you will enjoy sharing with us.........

http://www.ipernity.com/group/39539

http://richards-creations.net/Pages/The-Monkees/Song_Collection.html

SHould be a few there you will enjoy then.........i know i did

Very inspiring!

Christo was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week !!

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TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Christo made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. His rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT !! It's a whole new life for me.

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WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.

Christo was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. His voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.

My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Christo put me on the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators?
Christo told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. He said some other shit too.

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THURSDAY:
Asshole was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late - it took me that long to tie my shoes.

He took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. He sent some skinny little bitch to find me.

Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing
Machine -- which I sank.

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FRIDAY:
I hate that bastard Christo more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic little aerobic instructor. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it.

Christo wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't
Have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the
Floor, don't hand me the damn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich.

The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?

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SATURDAY:
Satan left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing his voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up
Catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.

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SUNDAY:
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my husband will choose a gift for me that is fun -- like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds !!!

Send this to a friend who needs to laugh.

We all need a good laugh!

i can't say not its disappointing seeing so many people leave my groups, but, up to a point, i understand...

but only to a point. I know there have been some great changes in "our" part of ipernity. Many have left, and more, like me, have stopped posting pics. I got a bit sick and tired of "fighting" with the mods about the pics i posted.But, apart from a couple of people, very very few contributed to my groups anyay. Yes the usual story. People want to look, but not contribute. The same story the WWW over.

So, perhaps this may prick the conscience of a few who read this, into adding their own little bit to my groups, but then again, perhaps i will win lotto on Sat night too.

aus

Julie closed her eyes and climaxed again. She hoped she could hold back
the screams of satisfaction and despair that welled within her throat.

She thought that maybe this time, their bondage game had gone too far.
She looked out over the city that spread out before her and moaned into her
gag.

"Damn him," she thought, "he's really fixed me but good this time!"

And, indeed, Mark had fixed Julie but good this time.

It was a variation on "volunteer" bondage, something they'd picked up
from Bishop and his HOM writings. Volunteer bondage was where the victim
contributed to his/her bondage, usually in an effort to avoid some torment
or other.

For example, a gag was held in place voluntarily, for to let it go would
be to let it dangle -- painfully -- from the clips that attached it to the
wearer's nipples. So, the victim "voluntarily" kept herself gagged rather
than suffer any more pain. Or she might "voluntarily" stay up on her toes
rather than rest on her heels, an action that would cause her to push
buttons that would send shocks down wires to clips on whatever sensitive
parts of her body her master had decided warranted torment.

Tonight, Julie was enduring a variation on the volunteer gag, and a
variation on the whole scenario, which usually meant the avoidance of pain
through whatever voluntary activity the victim was forced to endure. Yes,
tonight, there was a twist on the whole business.

Julie moaned again. She wanted to scream but that would mean trouble.
Still, she wanted to. She had good reason to.

Julie lived in a fashionable, and crowded part of Manhattan. She lived
in a huge apartment building that faced other huge apartment buildings.
Her huge picture windows afforded a terrific view of the city which now, at
night, glittered before her. Of course, the glittering city could also
look in to HER apartment, so she had to be careful what she did. Like most
big city dwellers, she learned that good views worked both ways, and that
to live in an apartment with a lot of glass was to live in a sort of
fishbowl. She owned a telescope, and had no doubt that lots of the
thousands of windows that faced hers also boasted them. It was a favorite
pasttime on slow, boring nights. Sweep the scope about and see who was up
to what.

In her years in the city, she'd seen a lot: fights, parties, seductions
and some pretty intense lovemaking when spontaneity and lust overcame
discretion and precaution. And, she knew, she must have given others a few
shows, too, in her time. Sometimes she was naked and the lights were on
and the curtains were open and she had little choice but to prance across
that glass proscenium in all her beautiful, naked glory.

A few times, tipsy from wine or just in a mischievous mood, she'd even
done a quick striptease and a few bumps and grinds. What the hell. Give
'em a thrill, she thought. It was all pretty much anonymous anyway.

"Give 'em a thrill." The phrase echoed in her mind. Haunted her. That
was the essence of her current predicament, to be sure. Her bondage was
devised to give anyone and everyone who might be looking at her window, who
might have their scope aimed at on her bedroom, a thrill. A long, kinky,
never to be forgotten thrill!

Julie was naked, except for thigh high black stockings that merely made
her look sexier, if hat was possible. Her long blonde hair flowed almost
to her waist -- a beautiful mane. She was spread-eagled, her wrists and
ankles lashed to the top and bottom of the posts at the base of her antique
bed. The bed had been dragged into position so that she faced her picture
window, only a foot or two from the glass. Two spotlights were aimed at
her lovely body. They were off, at the moment. They would remain so just
as long as she kept the thick penis gag in her mouth. It was heavy, made
of shiny metal. It was very hard for her to keep it in her mouth. Her
saliva made it slick, and she could get little grip on it with her teeth.
Only by sucking as hard as she could she managed to keep it in. She would
have thrown her head back to make it easier, but a thin cord that encircled
her forehead and that split and was tied taut to her nipples kept her head
forward.

A dildo, strapped into her pussy, hummed away. She'd already climaxed
twice in the hour since Mark had left her -- twice on top of the two
orgasms she'd enjoyed with him during their earlier lovemaking.

Her hips writhed slowly as she submitted to the incessant stimulation.
She sucked on the dildo and tried to jerk her head back to keep it in,
moaning as the cord tightened on the clamps pinching her nipples. How she
longed to let the dildo go. How she longed to be relieved of its weight!

And Julie knew that sooner or later, she WOULD let it go. She would
eventually lose her battle, tire, and the heavy metal rod would slip from
her lips. Or she'd let it go wailing her passion during a climax. The end
not in her mouth was attached to a simple pull-type switch. The beaded
chain went up to a fixture in the ceiling controlling the two bright
spotlights. The spotlights were aimed down her gleaming torso. Her
predicament was simple. Let go of the dildo and it would fall to the
floor, yanking on the light chain as it did so. The lights would come on
and viola! New York City's most fashionable neighborhood, all those
thousands of windows with their prying eyes, would get an eyeful of Julie,
humiliatingly bound, shamelessly aroused, coming in her bondage for all to
see!!

It was ten o'clock. She wondered how long she could last. Already, her
saliva dripped from the thick metal cock that spread her lips. Once,
already, it had almost dropped out. She'd managed to save it only at the
very last instant by sucking furiously and tilting her head back -- much to
the torment of her stretched and pinched nipples.

Sweat glistened on her naked skin. A drop slid off her forehead and
into her eye. She shook it away and again moaned as the clamps bit into
her tits. She looked out over the city, at all those lights, all those
apartments. She saw people in many of them.

Dawn. Mark said he'd try to return at dawn. Just in time to rescue her
before daylight made her plight impossible to hide. They both knew it was
unlikely she'd last that long, but it at least gave her hope. She wiggled
her toes again -- they just reached the floor and took just enough strain
off her arms to make her wide spread-eagle bearable. She saw someone in an
apartment about a block away point in her general direction. She wondered
if she could be seen even with the spotlights off. Was there enough
moonlight to make her visible? She saw a small group form and realized
they had a telescope.

"Oh god," she thought, "they see me!"

The thought of it brought on another climax and soon she was bucking and
writhing her hips wildly. If the could see her, they were getting quite a
show.

When her climax subsided she relaxed a bit, slumping in her bondage,
then stiffening suddenly as she felt the penis gag sliding from her lips.
She knew it would hurt but she jerked her head back anyway. The clamps
pinched her swollen, aroused nipples and she wanted to scream, but did not.
She again caught the metal gag just in the nick of time. When she had
swallowed it as deeply as she could, she let her head slump forward. Her
nipples were on fire.

The people across the way still clustered around the telescope. Could
they see? She had no way of knowing. And then, she got a better look at
one of them, and her heart froze. It was Mark. The tweed coat, the white
turtleneck, the beard -- it was Mark! She watched in fascination and
horror as he separated from the group and walked into an adjacent room.
She saw him sit on a bed and dial the phone.

Her phone rang and her answering machine kicked in. After the beep, she
heard Mark's voice. "Hi, there, my sexy one. Everyone here just can't
decide if there is a naked girl across the way. Just enough light to see
an outline, it seems, but not quite enough to be sure. It's become the
focus of our little party here. Oh -- everyone's been asking about you.
I've assured them, love, that you're bound to make an appearance before the
night's over! Bye." He hung up, turned to the window and waved at her.

The rest of the partiers were still crowded around the telescope, and
now she felt their hot gazes upon her naked flesh.

Julie closed her eyes and climaxed again. She hoped she could hold back
the screams of satisfaction and despair that welled within her throat.

DIARY OF A POMMIE IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA .

August 31 - Just got transferred with work from Leeds UK to our new home in Karratha , Western Australia . Now this is a town that knows how to live! Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings. I watched the sunset from a deckchair by the pool yesterday. It was beautiful. I've finally found my new home. I love it here.

September 13 - Really heating up now. It got to 31 today. No problem though. Living in air-conditioned home, driving air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a sun-worshipper.

September 30th - Had the back yard landscaped with tropical plants today. Lots of palms and rocks. No more mowing lawns for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

October 10th - The temperature hasn't been below 35 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least today it's windy though. Keeps the flies off a bit. Acclimatizing is taking longer than I expected.

October 15th - Fell asleep by the pool yesterday. Got third degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed three days of work. What a dumb thing to do! Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

October 20th - Didn't notice Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car before I left for work this morning. By the time I got back to the car after work, Kitty had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stuck to the upholstery. The car now smells like Whiskettes and cat shit. I've earned my lesson though: no more pets in this heat.

October 25 - This wind is a bastard. It feels like a giant f&*kin' blow dryer. And it's hot as hell! The home air conditioner is on the blink and the repair man charged $200 just to drive over and tell me he needs to order parts from f&*kin' Perth ....

October 30th - The temperature's up around 40 and the parts still haven't arrived for the f&*kin' aircon. Been sleeping outside by the pool for three nights now. Bloody $600,000 house and we can't even go inside. Why the hell did I ever come here?

November 4 - Finally got the ol' aircon fixed. It cost $1,500 and gets the temperature down to around 25 degrees, but the humidity makes it feel about 30. Stupid repairman.

November 8 - If one more smart arse says 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm going to f&*kin' throttle him. F&*kin' heat! By the time I get to work, the car's radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking f&*kin' wet and I smell like baked cat!

November 9 Tried to run some errands after work, wore shorts, and sat on the black leather upholstery in the ol' car. I thought my f&*kin' arse was on fire. I lost two layers of flesh, all the hair on the backs of my legs and my f&*kin' arse. Now the car smells like burnt hair, fried arse and baked cat!

November 10 - Weather report! It might as well be a f&*kin' recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny, Hot and f&*kin' sunny! It's been too hot to do anything for two f&*kin' months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week.

November 15 - Doesn't it ever rain in this damn f&*kin' place? Water restrictions will be next, so my $5,000 worth of palms might just dry up and blow into the f&*kin' pool. The only things that thrive in this hell-hole are the f&*kin' flies. You don't dare open your mouth for fear of swallowing half a dozen of the fuckers!

November 20th - Welcome to HELL! It got to 45 f&*kin' degrees today. Now the air conditioner's gone in my car. The repair man came to fix it and said, 'Hot enough for you today?' I had to spend the $2,500 mortgage payment to bail me out of jail for assaulting the stupid fucker. F&*kin' Karratha! What kind of sick, demented f&*kin' idiot would want to live here!

December 1 -
WHAT!!!!
The first day of Summer!!!!
You have got to be f&*kin' kidding me..................

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch less panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.


"Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat.

He never heard the gunshot.

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother,
Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!'

Before the mother could raise a concern,
Sally went on to say, 'It reminded me of a peanut.'

Relaxing with a hidden smile,
Sally's Mum asked, 'Really small, was it?'

Sally replied, ?No... Salty.?

Mum fainted

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ZZ TOPS Discography

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