Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point
When you stop lying about your age
And start bragging about it.

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The older we get,
The fewer things
Seem worth waiting in line for.

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Some people
Try to turn back their odometers..
Not me!
I want people to know 'why'
I look this way.
I've traveled a long way
And some of the roads weren't paved..

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When you are dissatisfied
And would like to go back to youth,
Think of Algebra.

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