ipernity: Archives related to Josie Soho® 2008/1

Josie oh Josie??? I got winked at yesterday...by a cute blonde, but after I skipped over the things we didn't have in common ( shooting pool, nascar, reality tv ) it left me with her statement," I like the sun." Then I got all excited cause I like the sun too, and I started to write her a letter and while I was writing, I kept thinking about you and that drop dead smile and those adorable dimples and how they just make me weak in the knees. And that got me thinking, hey , what about earth? Doesn't she like earth too? Earth is way cool! I mean without earth and its wonderful gravity, I couldn't get weak in the knees over your dimples and all. And I know a whole lot about gravity, you better believe it. I got in an argument one time with my friends Ben and Jerry. I said that if you dropped a scoop of cookie dough ice cream and way too much chocolate to be good for anyone ice cream off the Eiffel Tower at the same time, you would be demonstrating that 1) you had amazingly poor scientific judgement because the Eiffel Tower is wider at the base than a the top and the scoops would just go SPLAT! long before they got to the bottom and 2) you could pretty much do the same thing from my garage roof for a whole lot less money, so we all pile in the car and went to Cumberland Farms. I don't know if you have those, but it's really not a farm at all , like that one you went to on your second grade field trip, but it's a store that is convenient and sells all manner of cheese doodles and soda pop and ice cream and if you really need. lottery tickets...

Life doesn't always make sense but it's seldom boring.

Have a great day, guys!

Love, josie

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January 15, 08

He Wrote Great Imaginary Letters

I really like the sweater you wore to school today. I don't think you've ever really noticed me. I don't get all this algebra stuff, do you? What do we need to know it for anyway? It's not like anyone ever actually uses it! So there's Mrs. Whifflinger droning on and on about squaring this and squaring that, like I give a rat's ass anyway. I didn't even have my algebra book open! If I did they'd see where I wrote Josie and Z, like a million times with my leaky blue bic pen so that my smudgy blue fingereprints are all over the place so that even the halfwitts in Missing Textbooks Forensics will be able to figure out I did it. Big whoop! What are they gonna do? Pack me off to the salt mines? Please do ! Put me out of my misery! I threw a paper airplane at you in studyhall this morning. I wrote "I think you're cute" on one wing and" Do you like me?" on the other and I tossed it at you, but it hit that big fat jock, Jimmy Twodoor on the back of the head and he picked it up and turned around and looked right at me and said ,"I'm gonna kick your faggoty ass!" Sigh. Oh well. I'm gonna get my ass kicked and be sent to the salt mines. At least I'll have you to dream about.

Oh well, he's probably not dreaming about me anymore but I still have his letters.

Happy Tuesday everyone!

Love, Josie

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January 16, 08

We'll Get Back To Z Later

♦There were lots of winks and letters .13,000 plus views of me and my profile but only about six dates. Sometimes I wonder now if Z hadn't written me other letters in different characters before he got me with the approach that made me want to date him. This is one of those letters:

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