• I saw a King...
The bandit got her pumpkin and seeds. Her carving here.
I got banditos that stole half the candy from the bowl. When I apprehended them, they threw it back at me.
Later on, this went into a second story window.
Little b*stards! My father would have said.
I called the cops. They were going to go looking for them to apply a second lecture.
Thank goodness Halloween's only once a year.
Meanwhile- I'll be out in the garden clearing some sapling brush the person I hired last year overlooked.