I have not been bewildered by fluids or nakedness for a long time.

If something has happened then look to a woman for a reason.

The thinest string on my guitar has broken I will not replace it,

because buying a new string is such a cumbersome thing.

If something has happened then look to a woman for a reason.

There are no songs left in me. No notes to play or write.

If something has happened then look to a woman for a reason.

I cook, I eat, I work, I sleep, The sun observes me.

The clouds wink and nudge each other as I pass.

If something has happened then look to a woman for a reason.

Israel they say will bomb Iraq, and no coffee will be sold from Starbuck.

If something has happened then look to a woman for a reason.

Let them bomb, let the coffee bean rot.

I will content myself in my garden with a bottle of cold beer

that I have brewed for my own pleasure.

If something has happened then look to a woman for a reason.

And if the Holy Ghost pays me a visit in my garden

I shall not be telling you about it. I will not breath a whisper.

If something has happened then look to a woman for a reason.