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Mad dog with a UFO spirit running around by the lakeside.
She wanted to RULE EVERYTHING, and I do mean EVERYTHING. Dogs, cats, kids, birds, ANYTHING THAT MOVED. Take her to the enclosed dog park and in a second she would have rounded up all the other dogs and put them in A CORNER. If another dog did not cooperate she would jump on their backs and KNOCK THEM to THE GROUND. Great Danes, Alsatians, dogs twice her size had to OBEY. She was a PSYCHO. She needed to have everything UNDER CONTROL.
She would have herded stones IF THEY HAD MOVED. She had to have something to herd. If she had penned all of the dogs she would start on any LOOSE KIDS RUNNING AROUND. She had ATTITUDE, and would not be messed with.
Tricks? Yeah she could do tricks especially at the DINNER TABLE. For Ilona that bitch would SHAKE HER HEAD to get something to eat, For Patrik she would YAWN, for Riina she would ROLL OVER, for Raisa she would do a FORELEG STRETCH. When we had visitor around that bitch would get in front of them and do infinite combinations of the ROLL OVER, YAWN, FORELEG STRETCH, HEAD SHAKE. What is WRONG with that BITCH they would say. We'd say SHE'S PSYCHO, but we really knew that all she wanted was SOMETHING TO EAT.
EATING WAS THE NEXT BEST THING TO HERDING. Me and the wife were sitting down for a meal. A Friday night together without the kids, and a nice roast chicken on the table. The door bell rings. I get up to answer it. It is somebody for Maija. I call her to the door. While at the door we hear a clatter of plates falling from the table and that BITCH is standing on top of the table with HALF A CHICKEN in her mouth and a look of dumb bemusement on her face as if to say "WHAT?"
Run? That bitch could run ALL DAY and never get tired. It was EXHAUSTING JUST WATCHING HER GO. Took her to the forest once, she was all the time straining at the LEASH TO BE FREE. Released her and she shot off like a FLASH OF BLACK LIGHTENING. Called for her to come. She came within 3 metres and smiled. That look on her face said YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET ME OFF HE LEASH. For THREE HOURS SHE TEASED ME. I hate being made a fool of by a BITCH. Every time I tried to catch her she was off like a BLACK BLUR ON THE CANVAS OF FORREST FLOOR. So humiliating. I had no luck in catching her. If I had fallen into a BARREL OF TITS I WOULD COME UP SUCKING MY THUMB. My luck was that bad.
SEX!!! That was her downfall. Another man with a dog on a leash stopped to observe THE MAN AND HIS DOG COMEDY SHOW. And when dogs get together they like to do a bit of BUTT-SMOOCHING. That gave me the opportunity to grab her and put her on the leash, but the look in her eye to the other dog said TAKE ME I'M YOURS, that three hour run in the forest WAS ONLY A WARM UP.
We don't have a dog now and if I do take a picture of a dog it is a DUMB DOG. A dog that is wearing a HAT. Dogs that wear hats can't be ASS-SMOKING SMART to let themselves get rigged up like that, so you are safe to take their pictures, but I always keep a wary eye on my back in case a BLACK BITCH STREEKS from nowhere, jumps on my back and HERDS ME INTO A CORNER.
