Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flag pole, looking up. A blonde lady walked up and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flag pole", said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder". The woman took a wrench from their tool kit, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down.... She then took a tape measure from the same kit, took a measurement and announced, "eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length." Bubba and Junior are currently supervising the reconstruction of New Orleans..........
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